And really, what the fuck is “normal” even? Everyone has DNA as individual as their fingerprints, so literally everyone is different… like snowflakes. Except I don’t mean that as an insult; I love being an open-minded, free-spirited snowflake. Variety is the spice of life man.

Hi! I’m Leah, and I guess this is introduction attempt number 3, cause I have yet to tell anyone what I am all about… as a matter of fact, I don’t know if I have actually decided what I am all about yet. I seem to have a new idea every day, at least…Thanks to the millions of narrators trying to control the storyline. I associate my daily existence with living quantum physics in real time, unmedicated, and sometimes high, so everything is more intense.

Can you imagine what it’s like knowing something so huge that it feels like you hold the key to the future in your mind, all while trying to fit in with others to share the key with them freely… But no one wants to actually listen to what you have to say? And you really don’t want to have to actually die, like your brain keeps telling you every day. After the first year or so of it, I started calling it’s bluff, but the asshole demon Rumplestilskin I have locked in a cage in my brain still insists on taunting me every day with threats of imminent death.

But also, been there/done that back when I was 19… death, that is. And almost again 9 years later when I gave birth to my child that I conceived while blacked out drunk and unable to consent to him raw dogging it without even pulling out…

Anyway, I don’t want to spiral… again. ………………………………………………..FUCK!